other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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