i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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