No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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