Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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