This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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