Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?