More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My vagina is officially offended.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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