he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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