there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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