never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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