dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We need to rekindle our bromance
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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