Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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