That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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