I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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