At least make sure they are 18
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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