She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize