I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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