he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just high enough for therapy.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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