You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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