Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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