wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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