I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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