trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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