plz talk dirty to me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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