Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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