Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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