that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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