The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
