so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
This is the high leading the old right now
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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