We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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