About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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