you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i dont even know how to be here
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick