she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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