alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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