The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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