i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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