She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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