Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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