When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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