am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Damn victory sex feels great
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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