just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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