i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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