You're so nebulous sometimes
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.