Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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