Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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