around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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