If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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