So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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