cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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