Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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