peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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