walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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