I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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