i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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