Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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