Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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